Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Quick story
I spent the afternoon at work looking online for Boston apartments. That's how sad I was to miss the World Series parade today.
Sunday, October 28, 2007
Weekend Update
The newly cleaned and improved garden.

Gecko inspecting his newly renovated home.
Thursday, October 25, 2007
Play ball (and other stories)
Anyway, I'm taking the day off tomorrow (though still on call) in an effort to have some fun and remind me of why I live here in the first place. Seriously, nothing's that bad if my complaints for this week were as follows: The library here sucks so bad that I had to call and speak to three different people to see why the current #1 NYT bestseller isn't even on their 'to order' list (I love you, Stephen Colbert, but do not pay full price for hardback books). I also called the Skippy customer service line because the $4 (on sale) jar of peanut butter I bought the other day was disgusting as a result of the heat it endured on its way to Hawaii. But things are looking up... there's a free taco coming my way next week (more on that later). Oh, and I got an email response to the complaint I lodged regarding the gropey shuttle driver at my Nashville hotel. Has anyone noticed my new love of contacting customer service agencies and not thought that I have now completely and totally turned into my mother? Yeah, I didn't think so.
Shall we talk about what I did this week? Sure! After much anticipation, I attended my first Hawaii Winter League baseball game. I learned of its existence very shortly after moving here, as one of the first things I did was research the options for minor league or college baseball. Of course, after some discussions with friends and colleagues here, it became apparent that I was the only one who knew the Winter League existed. I went on Tuesday night, after a quick stop at the outlet mall down the street (quick review: good stores, plenty of parking, but a bit of a disappointment after spending time in Florida where they build outlet malls the size of college campuses. If I were a tourist in Waikiki who took a bus all the way to Waipahu for that, I would have been mildly pissed). I wasn't expecting enormous crowds, but I definitely did that double-take 'this is it?' thing when I pulled in the parking lot. At the start of the game, there were maybe 15 of us, but another few dozen showed up by the end (most likely related to the players). Still, here's the thing: the quality of the baseball itself wasn't that bad (pretty decent pitching, pretty awful defense), the price was right ($5, obviously right behind the plate), I forgot how fun it is to actually hear the close-up crack of the bat after $20 bleachers seats in Fenway Park where you can't even see any of the players except the right fielder, and the quality of the hot dog was superb. All in all, not a bad night. Downside? You really did feel like the other spectators were looking at you funny if you weren't directly related to someone on the roster, and the park itself, while I wouldn't say is in a bad neighborhood, didn't feel exceptionally safe to me. I placed 3 to 1 odds (when betting with myself) on whether my car would be broken into before the end of the game. (It was not). How about some pictures?
The view from my highly desirable (but not at all difficult to obtain) seats. Actually, when I got to the ticket booth, the guy asked me, "where do you want to sit?" I had no idea. "Um, first base line?" Him, skeptically: "on the grass?" Me: "No, I'd like a seat." Cause of the confusion? There are bleachers behind home plate, and less expensive bleachers down the third base line, but nothing but grass along the first base line. Now I get it.
Those packed third baseline seats I mentioned. There were five people sitting there, and they got a special shout-out from the PA announcer. I also specifically remembered that he was local, as he asked "howzit?", a question I have been here long enough that I now answer without hesitation, rather than looking blankly at the person who asked.
The home team's dugout, which had no true bench, and enough chairs for about three players.
The old guy behind me took the picture for me. I felt this was a more than fair exchange after sitting in front of him for 5 innings at this point. He was completely blind and, after every play, would ask "did he catch it?" or "Was it foul?" and then actually question balls and strikes. Loved him.
This was my favorite part. There was, surprisingly, a mascot (that seemed too high budget for me). But, if you look closely, his jersey simply says "Hawaii." There's one mascot for four teams.
Surely, after that review, you want to hear more, no? http://www.hawaiiwinterbaseball.com/ I'm very seriously considering throwing myself a birthday party there next month. No kidding.
So, I suppose this is an appropriate time to talk about actual MLB post-season play. I did successfully jump on the Tribe bandwagon just in time to have my heart broken. Also, while I have just enough Boston ties that I will continue to root for them to win the World Series (now that the Indians are gone), I totally understand those people who are beginning to say that the Red Sox are the Yankees of this century, what with the payroll and the fans around the country with no true ties to Massachusetts in any way, shape, or form. Case in point? I met a lovely family at a barbecue that happened to coincide with ALCS Game 7, who were all about the Red Sox. Continuing questioning, though, revealed no New England roots (which I can't blame them for, because if you're born and raised in Hawaii, an arbitrary favorite team is acceptable in my opinion) as well as a non-existent understanding of Red Sox history pre-2004 ("Really? Manny played for Cleveland once?"). Perhaps the final straw for me, however, was when they instructed their small children to pray for the Sox prior to their meal. Hmm. Let's just leave it at that. Anyway, I'm just saying - I get why people hate Boston. And their fans. (Even though true Red Sox fans are among the most knowledgeable in the country).
So the World Series has begun, and while it's often cool that the games start at 2:00 pm here, I couldn't get out of work yesterday to watch live. Instead, I settled for gamecast and constant email commentary from Lano. Luckily, I didn't feel like I missed much when I wondered aloud if there should be a mercy rule of some sort. While 'working,' though, I did come across the free taco promotion on mlb.com and immediately inquired whether Lano knew about it. He informed me that Fox was promoting it incessantly (is there another way for Fox to promote anything?) and I was quickly obsessed with the elusive stolen base, as well as reading the fine print regarding contest rules. (Of note? The lawyers who write the aforementioned fine print apparently think that the plural of 'taco' is 'taco's.' It's not.) Just when I thought it couldn't get any better, Sounds of the Game offered us this gem (again, thanks, Lano) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QI8C9gW1Y0 , and now I cannot go an hour without saying "I ain't got my taco." I have no idea why this amuses me so. Anyway, Taco Bell, next Tuesday, 2:00-5:00, be there or be square. What a lovely birthday present for my brother.
And on that note, I've gotten three pages since I started writing this, which means the transplant gods are simply not going to leave me alone tonight when they know I want to go to the beach first thing in the morning. Boo.
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Six weeks in review
So. Here's the plan: I'm going to list a few of the many things I've done during this hiatus, in no particularly order, with varying amounts of commentary. If you have something to add, great. That's why there's a comments section. Otherwise, we'll all consider ourselves caught up and call it a day. Without further delay, the following are things I've done, places I've gone, and observations I've made in the last 6 weeks or so.
- Went to Nashville for work, stayed at the Opryland Hotel (that's the Gaylord Opryland Hotel to you, Becky), which is way too large not to have a casino. Saw old friends and colleagues from DC, watched the Tribe/NYY game, wrote a nasty comment card about the airport shuttle guy who was way too touchy-feely for me under any circumstances, and certainly after an 18 hour overnight travel adventure with delayed flights, missed connections, and more delayed flights.
- Speaking of casinos: went to Argosy "riverboat" (they tell me they have a captain and everything) Casino in Indiana. Hung out with the hardcore gamblers who are there in the morning. Lost money as always but was good luck for Walls, which also seems to be a trend. Learned to play Boston 5, which was fun (though it tends to be more fun when A) I'm winning or B) I'm playing with David's money).
- Went to see the family in Ohio. (That answers the 'what were you doing in Indiana?' question). Played with the niece, saw the family, went to Chipotle (which slightly supersedes Target on my 'list of mainland businesses that I really really miss'), celebrated Katie's sober 30th, enjoyed some fall weather.
- Gave a driving tour of the island to my aunt and the Canton, Ohio, contingency. I'm not sure if they can count as my first official visitors when their trip was planned prior to my decision to move, but nonetheless, they get that distinction for now.
- Joined a tennis league that started yesterday, but I haven't played yet. That was a bye week for me. Is it called a 'bye' in individual sports? It is now.
- Watched lots of postseason baseball, and did a decent but not fantastic job of jumping back on the Tribe bandwagon. Yesterday, for example, I had the distinctly Hawaiian pleasure of leaving work early for a 2:00 pm start. We went to the bar, and I managed to cheer for an Indians defensive move and a Varitek hit within the same half-inning. My allegiances are hard to remember, apparently.
- Went to a Thunderbirds Air Show at Waikiki Beach during Navy Week. This was actually a while ago and turned out to be one of my favorite things I've done here so far, but completely accidentally. I had heard about this event, but it wasn't a priority for me. I learned, however, that my plan to take a nap that afternoon would be quickly tossed when a plane flew directly over my apartment at the completion of the first trick (maneuver? I don't know what to call them) and was the loudest sound I have ever heard. Seriously. So I put on some shoes and walked to the park across the street to watch, and it turned out to be terribly entertaining and well worth my time. There are multiple You Tube videos for those interested.
- Read several books. Tested out new fall tv shows for replacements for my old favorite shows that were canceled (I know who you are, Veronica Mars).
- Saw at least six rainbows that were so spectacular that I always wish I have my camera with me (previously noted lack of photography skills aside). Sometimes you see two full ones next to each other. We didn't have that everyday in Canton. Or Durham. Or Boston. Or DC.
Hmm. This got long, and I really should actually do some work. Perhaps I'll do a Part II tomorrow.
Thursday, October 11, 2007
ALCS
So. Now I'm really far from Boston, but still follow them pretty closely. But, the team I followed for 20 plus years is making a run, and it's been really fun to watch. I think I lose either way. If I stay with Boston, I'm somehow ignoring my upbringing, if I return to support the Tribe, then I'm a frontrunner who only follows them when they're winning.
So, the plan is to try to root for Cleveland, and honor my Ohio roots (plus I'm in Ohio for the first two games). The reason I say "try" is that I have some fear that once DO or Youki or Manny comes up, I won't really be able to root against them, particularly after it took me a fair amount of time to sit down and even learn the names of the guys on the Tribe roster (thank God for Kenny Lofton). Oh, and when Wake pitches? Yeah, I'm rooting for him. That's not negotiable.
Finally, a brief comment on the Lebron James "scandal." Regardless of how you feel, traitor or not, the following is the crappiest excuse I've ever heard: "well, the Indians sucked when he was growing up, so it's okay that he picked another team." Yeah, he was born in 1984. That means he was 10 when they went to the World Series. And 12 when they lost to Florida. The Indians didn't suck when he was a kid. The Indians sucked when I was a kid. I think they finished 3rd in their division once or twice. We used to show up an hour before the game only to secure fantastic seats on the third base line with a section to ourselves. To cheer for who, Cory Snyder? Joe Carter? And we thought they were going to take us all the way. Not buying that excuse for a second.
Go Tribe. I think.
Thursday, September 6, 2007
A little format change...
Monday, September 3, 2007
Turtles my ass
After Hanauma Bay, I took a brief tour along the eastern tip of the island to take some pictures from the cliffs. It's my favorite drive, I think, so I do this a lot (the roadtrip, not the picture-taking). They say, in the winter, that this is a good place to see the humpback whales. Of course, they say turtles are all over the place too, so we'll see about that.




This is Sandy Beach from a distance, the one place on the island I absolutely refuse to swim. There's pretty much no shorebreak, so the waves come in like crazy. The locals love it, and experienced wakeboarders say it's the best place on O'ahu. The keep an ambulance on site, however, and it seems that you're required to, at best, leave with a concussion or dislocated something, and, at worst, with a spinal fracture, so I'm happy to just take pictures from a safe distance.
Some dude who climbed up on the rocks. No idea how he gets back, but it looked cool.
That night, I was inspired to take a picture to demonstrate to my mother that I am in fact tan and look sort of like I actually live in paradise. Of course, you can't tell. All this picture did was show how badly I need to clean my bathroom mirror.
On Sunday, I went to Pearl Harbor to view the memorial. I did it exactly how you're supposed to not do it. Tickets are free, but are first come first served, and I was warned that during peak times, you sometimes have to wait 90 minutes to three hours from the time you get your ticket to the time you get to start the tour. While you're waiting, there's a museum, bookstore, etc. but not three hours worth of entertainment. As such, you're supposed to get there when they open. At 7:00 am.
Well, I was awake at 7:00, but had a lazy morning, spent substantial time applying 2 layers of sunscreen, finally got moving, and realized en route that I forgot to eat breakfast. Not wanting to wait for 3 hours on an empty stomach, I stopped at a diner for a leisurely, lovely breakfast (despite the very drunk man sitting near me). It was 9:30 am.
I finally got to Pearl Harbor, book in tow in case I was bored there for hours, and managed to charm the ticket guy into letting me into the next group that started in 15 minutes (the people in front of me got a ticket for 75 minutes from then). Fine, maybe it wasn't charm, but rather that I was there by myself and he had a single ticket for the next pathetic solo who came along, but that's neither here nor there. I explored the grounds briefly, then lined up.
The tour is in two parts. First, you see a 15 minute film on the attack, then they put you on a boat to take you into the harbor and onto the memorial itself. The movie itself was pretty good. For those who, like myself, pride yourself on the ability to recognize celebrity voiceovers in commercials and films? Stockard Channing (I got that one right away. I looked, but she was never credited).
The memorial itself was nice, but... not my favorite. Perhaps it's the product of living in DC for four years, doing the touristy stuff there all of the time, and therefore having a very high standard for such things, but I was only mildly engaged. Actually, the thing I found most compelling were the aerial video and photos seen in the movies and museum, where you could really tell how the memorial was built over the sunken ship. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed my afternoon and would recommend it to others, it just won't make my favorite monument/memorial list that I apparently have been compiling over the years.







After I left Pearl Harbor, I drove up to the North Shore for a while. I stopped at Turtle Beach. No turtles in sight. I also went to Waimea Bay for a while, then home. Somewhere in between all of that I also cleaned my house, got a pedicure, and watched some tv. Not a bad weekend at all.